What’s the matter? Scared of a little lightning?
*(An errant thunderbolt smacks Steve in the crotch)*
*(on side of Quinjet, mouthing through window)* That was for you, Brother!
*(wails on the floor)*
Don’t buy a girl flowers. Flowers die. Buy her a dragon.
Two more months and it’s 2015 what the fuck
I swear it was 2012 and we were all freaking out about the world ending like three months ago